Funny Photoshop

Barney Fwank as Sgt Schultz:

" I know nuffink! NUFFINK!! "

h/t to Jackie & Dunlap at Red State Update.

Buy-A-Gun-for-Teddy to Celebrate

Finally -- this pathetic excuse for a man is meeting his rightful desserts:


Which is being rogered by the barbed phalluses (phalli?) of a billion Demons for all eternity:

"You're my beyotch Teddy!"


Teddy's Record on Constitutional Freedoms and 2nd Amendment rights:

• Voted NO on prohibiting foreign & UN aid that restricts US gun ownership. (Sep 2007)
• Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
• Voted NO on banning lawsuits against gun manufacturers for gun violence. (Mar 2004)
• Voted YES on background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on more penalties for gun & drug violations. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on loosening license & background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on maintaining current law: guns sold without trigger locks. (Jul 1998)
• Full details here.
  

Dunno about the rest of you-all but, aside from taking an especially large dump, buying a new gun is the best way that I can think-of to celebrate the Floater's life -- and especially his long-belated death.

This is what I'm buying (sans scope):

Remember -- whenever you buy a gun, the Baby Jesus smiles.

Chlorine in the Gene Pool

Yep -- a fine, upstanding citizen. R.I.P.

So Joseph Graves (17), Matthew Morgan (17), Marcus Fluker (15) and Tahjaue Wiley (18) were bored one night. So what to do? Well, in Thugville, it’s always fun to find an elderly couple, kick in their door and rob them. Which is exactly what they did. First they attacked the old man aged 76 in his shed. Then they attacked his wife. Once they had them tied up, they ransacked the house and took what they wanted and took off. Unfortunately for the thugs, homeowner C.L. McClure got free, retrieved his gun and took off after them. Now not all the details are in, but what is known is that a third of a mile down the road, C.L. opened fire on them, hitting Marcus who died at the hospital.

Read it all here.

Mark Steyn Rocks

Mark Steyn on the 2nd Amendment.

Let's take a hypothetical situation: I'm up late working on a Sunday Telegraph column at home. I hear a noise downstairs and cautiously investigate. It's a fellow I've never seen before, hunched over my stereo. What do I do? I take my gun and take him out. Okay, okay, for the more "compassionate" among you, let's say I try to hit his shoulder to disable his own firing arm. Unfortunately, I'm not that good a shot and I blow his head off. I instantly regret it, knowing I'm now going to have to repaint the room.

Gun-Barrel Diplomacy

A big-stick is only effective...

...if people believe that you are willing to use it.

Gun & Knife Turn-In Program

HAH! Rowan Atkinson is always great:



h/t to Arms & the Law.

When seconds count...

...the police are just minutes away:



Be prepared to protect yourself.

Kelly's Heroes -- Awesome

Just bin watchin' an old flick on DVD. Classic -- it may be old but it never gets old, if ya know whut I mean:



Of the main stars, only Clint, Rickles, and Sutherland are left. Sad -- tempus fugit.

The Man Who Has Lost Everything Has Nothing Left to Lose...

Looks intriguing:



I wonder exactly how Hollywood will twist this morality play into something small and mean.

Gun-Control In Action

Awesome. Just freakin' awesome:



Read the whole thing here.

Note that a .500 batting average is not too shabby in any League.

Note also that this is timely fo the NY Liberty Medals -- I dunno whether to nominate Gus under the "Leadership" category of the "Educator" category.

A New Toy!

Just got a new "toy" for my AR:

Feeding a hungry AR-15 style rifle becomes much more affordable now that it eats .22LR or .223.

Although web-reports are that these units are picky about ammo, I've fired several different brands/loads through it -- from Aquila target loads to Federal bulk-pack -- and all have functioned flawlessly.

Coolness. More practice = a good thing.
---- Surprisingly, neither recoil nor muzzle-jump are noticeably different with .22LR than with .223 (although the AR that I've installed it into is a heavy-barrelled target gun).
---- Report is much-reduced - so I can shoot an AR in my back-yard. Excellent!

Racist History of Gun-Control

A well-done documentary here:

Click To Play

h/t to Jews for Preservation of Firearms.

CCW -- Taken to the Extreme

An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol.

The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin -- D'ya think that mebbe the grossness of his cheesy, fleshy folds of flab may have reduced the enthusiasm with which the arresting- and correctional-officers executed these searches? Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break--- Ewwwwww! That discovery method has generated new frontiers of revulsion.

Here the gun that he had hidden on his person:

No data on what gun-oils or protective coatings he used to prevent corrosion. Am anxiously awaiting this news.