Buy-A-Gun-for-Teddy to Celebrate

Finally -- this pathetic excuse for a man is meeting his rightful desserts:


Which is being rogered by the barbed phalluses (phalli?) of a billion Demons for all eternity:

"You're my beyotch Teddy!"


Teddy's Record on Constitutional Freedoms and 2nd Amendment rights:

• Voted NO on prohibiting foreign & UN aid that restricts US gun ownership. (Sep 2007)
• Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
• Voted NO on banning lawsuits against gun manufacturers for gun violence. (Mar 2004)
• Voted YES on background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on more penalties for gun & drug violations. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on loosening license & background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)
• Voted NO on maintaining current law: guns sold without trigger locks. (Jul 1998)
• Full details here.
  

Dunno about the rest of you-all but, aside from taking an especially large dump, buying a new gun is the best way that I can think-of to celebrate the Floater's life -- and especially his long-belated death.

This is what I'm buying (sans scope):

Remember -- whenever you buy a gun, the Baby Jesus smiles.